North Queensland printer Lotsa Print and Signage is back with the 53rd and latest issue of its politically incorrect house magazine Lotsa Laughs.
"If you find this publication is not to your liking, please destroy it," advises publisher and Lotsa co-owner Peter Martin.
"I am amazed at the continual flow of fresh jokes - after this many issues I thought it would dry up one day, but the world seems to have a heap of people with keen minds that come up with a funny view on life - thankfully, it would be a dull place with their humour!" Martin writes in his Joketorial.
Issue 53 also showcases some of the binding styles and production options that Lotsa offers on-site in Port Douglas. The cover is printed in 200g satin stock, four colour process with LotsaSpot Gloss UV coating with LotsaMatt UV background.
Subjects of the humour in this edition include naked selfies, virgins, viagra, wives, priests, nuns, the church, the bible, The Greens and much more. Here are some of the more G-rated jokes:
Be careful when you follow the masses...sometimes the "M" is silent.
Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered..."who ties your shoelaces for you?"
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Thought for the day: before diagnosing yourself with depression or low self esteem, make sure you're not simply surrounded by arseholes.
The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check.
Lotsa Print and Signage has branches in Port Douglas, Cairns and Townsville.